SOME BAD ADVICE

WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN – DO NOT READ!
Scientists have recently discovered the existence of naughty children who always do the opposite of what they’re advised. They are told, “Wash up in the morning” – and they do not wash up. They are told, “Be polite to each other” –

they immediately refuse to be polite. The scientists surmised that such children should be given not good, but bad advice. They will do everything the other way around, and it will turn out just right.

When you come to a play,

be sure to bring loads of food

in noisy, crinkly packaging.

A hunger strike is harmful

to your spiritual development,

and will restrict

your growing body.

Anastasia Pryadika